It rains about thirty days a year here, and the whole city forgets how to function on every one of them. This route stays indoors from ten until dinner and keeps you off the 405.

Do it in this order and you'll never be outside for more than four minutes at a stretch.

Highland Park rewards people who walk it slowly. The stretch of Figueroa between Avenue 56 and Avenue 60 holds a 1927 bowling alley, eleven murals and the best horchata cold brew in the city, and you can do all of it without moving your car.

This is the order I'd do it in on a Saturday. It assumes you start around nine and don't mind eating twice. Four of the six stops are free.

Nobody's first weekend should be spent on Hollywood Boulevard. This is the two-day version we give friends who fly in on a Friday night and leave Sunday evening.

It's built around three neighborhoods instead of the whole county, because traffic will eat any plan that isn't.

Museums, hikes, screenings and markets that cost nothing.